"Ahahahahaha. To think I have finally found the man of whom I have dreamt endlessly, only to discover he does not know who I am."
---Freya, Final Fantasy IX

Here are fanfics and parodies based on various things.
C&C accepted here


Disclaimer: I don't own any of the characters in these stories copyrighted by other people. I'm just using them for my own strange enjoyment.

My writings that can be found elsewhere on the web:
Final Fantasy Rambles
Final Fantasy VII
Cid's Swear Jar
Rated: PG-13, complete
This is a silly little parody I wrote awhile back. Tifa tries to get Cid to stop cursing so much by means of a swear jar.
Final Fantasy VIII
Shot Down
Rated: PG-15, complete
"You're the best marksman in the whole Garden, Irvine, probably in *any* Garden."
Ever wonder why Irvine never became a SeeD?
Perhaps it's not because he never took the test...perhaps he just couldn't cut it....

Squall, *I* Am Your Father
Rated: PG-13, complete
A stupid and *really*short FF8 parody

Gundam Wing

Gundam Wing Goes To High School
Rated: PG-13, incomplete
MILD YAOI ALERT
TreizexZechs
part one
part two
part three
I co-wrote this with my sister, Shell. We wondered what would happen if the guys of Gundam Wing came to our school. Some of the names have been changed to protect the teachers. ^_^ I graduated from the school, but I come back anyway! Zechs and Treize are a couple in these stories. It's incomplete, and I doubt it will ever be complete. Shell is lazy.

Okay, Michelle, my fellow webmistress, and Jackie, another friend of ours, started writing GW parodies where we would be there with the guys, hanging out in the world of GW. I'm Heero's girlfriend, Michelle is Quatre's and Jackie is Duo's. We're insane, and if you've never wished you could date characters from a anime or tv show, you shouldn't read this.

That Thing You *Didn't* Do
Rated: PG-13, complete
MILD YAOI ALERT
TreizexZechs
 In this parody, the guys start a band and us girls become their managers. ^^;;

Three's Company
Rated: PG-15, complete
MILD YAOI ALERT
TreizexZechs
In this one, I get a little tipsy and do something naughty >.< How much do I really love Heero?

Not So Much Fun In A Closet
Rated: PG-13, complete
Everyone goes away, leaving me alone with Trowa and Wufei, and a closet with a broken lock...

Wufei, Go Away
Rated: PG-15, complete
Wufei and I get drunk, and I make a *big* mistake.

Three Guys, A Girl, And a Big Mistake
Rated: R, complete
YAOI ALERT
TreizexZechs
Zechsx?????
part one
part two
This one is more serious than funny. Heero's hormones get away with him and I catch him in the act

Fake

And So It Goes
Rated: PG-13, complete
Yaoi Alert
DeexRyo
My first Fake fic ever, a song fic. Ryo copes with his feelings for Dee

Star Trek

Start Trek: Furby
Rated: PG, complete
I don't know what posessed me to write this. If you like Star Trek: The Next Generation (like I do), you'll find this...twisted. The Enterprise crew gets a very strange new crew member, and Picard acts a little weird.

Crossover
Tifa's Party
Rated: PG-13, complete
This one is pretty old--it's so old there's no yaoi in it...and Tseng is...straight?! *screams* Anyway, despite how I've changed since writing it, it's still funny. I think so anyway. Tifa and Cloud host a party where FF7 meets FF8. And a good time is had by all. .....Kind of.

A Pointless PWP
Rated: NC-17, complete
Lemon Yaoi Alert
SephirothxTreizexZechs
My friend Suzie game me an idea. She said that Sephiroth, Treize and Zechs would make an awesome threesome. Heh heh, well, the bad person that I am, I decided to have a little fun with it. I'm actually *in* this one, at the beginning and at the end. This whole story actually takes place in the same place the rambles for my FF site do, and it's called 'the ramble room' and it's basically a fictional place between reality and fantasy and where they mix. Basically, this fic is just an excuse to get three hot guys to screw each others brains out. ^^

Another Pointless PWP
Rated: NC-17, complete
Lemon Yaoi Alert
SephirothxZechsxVincent
TreizexTseng
I wrote this for Suzie's birthday. It's a sequel (if you wanna call it that) of 'A Pointless PWP', and in this one two more FF7 characters join in the fun! Heh heh heh. If you ever needed more proof that I'm perverted and kinky, here it is.

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