3 Guys, a Girl and a BIG Mistake

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(night on libra. heero, jackie, duo and quatre are all on a mission and michelle went away because she didn't want to be around wu-fei. lauren, trowa and wu-fei are all hanging out in the common room)

Wu-fei: "I'm boooooooooored."

Trowa: "Stop whining."

Wu-fei: "Bite me."

Lauren: "This sucks. Why did my Gundam have to be missing several parts?"

Wu-fei: *snorts* "Yeah, cause your stupid boyfriend took them."

Lauren: "What?!"

Wu-fei: "He needed parts, so he took them from your Gundam."

Lauren: *crosses her arms* "That's it. When he gets back, no sex for a week."

Wu-fei: "Hmmmm....I could go from some sex right now." *raises eyebrows*

Lauren: "Wu-fei! I'm *never* sleeping with you! Get over it!"

Trowa: "Wu-fei, go jerk off and leave her alone."

Wu-fei: *mumbles* "You suck."

(phone rings)

Lauren: "Thank god!" *answers it* "Hello?"

Treize: "Hi, Lauren. It's Treize."

Lauren: "Hey, babe. What's up?"

Treize: "Well....Zechs is on a trip and I'm kinda lonely."

Lauren: "Yeah, Heero's away too and I only have Trowa for company."

Wu-fei: "Hey! You forgot the better man, whore!"

Lauren: "And Wu-fei to annoy me."

Treize: *chuckles* "Sounds like fun."

Lauren: "Why don't you come over? We'd love to have you."

Treize: "Sure, sweetie. I'll be right over."

Lauren: "Okay! See you soon!" *hangs up* "Treize is coming over!"

Wu-fei: *emotionlessly* "Hooray."

Lauren: "Shut up, Wu-chan! You're jealous cause Treize is hot and you're scum!"

Wu-fei: "Shut up, whore!"

Trowa: "Hey...am I hot?"

Lauren: "Oh yeah."

Trowa: *smiles and gives wu-fei a ha ha look*

Wu-fei: "You all suck."

Lauren: "Wu-fei, be nice to Treize when he gets here of I'll kick your ass."

Wu-fei: "You wish you could."

(a few minutes later the doorbell rings)

Lauren: "That's Treize! I'll get it!" *opens the door and there's his excellency himself wearing a slick black outfit* "Treize-sama! Hi! Come in!"

Treize: "Hey, sweetie. Thanks for inviting me." *kisses her on the cheek*

Lauren: *blushes* "You're welcome."

Treize: "Hi, Trowa." *pause* "Wu-fei."

Wu-fei: "I hate you."

Treize: *frowns* "Hm."

Lauren: "Take that back right now, Woof-woof!"

Wu-fei: "Bite me." *marches out*

Lauren: "He's such a crank!"

Trowa: "Hello, Treize. Do you want to kill me?"

Lauren: "Trowa!"

Trowa: "Sorry."

Wu-fei: *marches back in with some magazines* "Stupid jerks...."

Treize: "What have you got there, Wu-fei?"

Wu-fei: "Porn." *pause* "Not the kind *you* like."

Treize: *frowns* "Oh."

Lauren: "Wu-fei, did you forget to take your human pill this morning?"

Wu-fei: "Shut up, whore! You still owe me porn!"

Lauren: "You're *still* complaining about that?"

Wu-fei: "I'm not getting over it any time soon."

Trowa: "If you won't kill me, at least kill him."

Lauren: *growls* "I'm tempted." *pause* "Treize, you wanna go to my room? We can lock the door and keep Wu-fei out."

Treize: *frowns at wu-fei* "Sure...."

Lauren: *takes treize's arm* "Coming, Trowa?"

Trowa: "Nah....I think I'll polish the knives."

Lauren: "Trowa, hon, if I find any blood--"

Trowa: *eyes light up* "You'll kill me?!"

Lauren: "No. I'll lock you in the closet with Wu-fei for an hour."

Trowa: *pales* "Okay."

Wu-fei: "Dumb whore."

(lauren and treize go into her room and she shuts the door)

Lauren: "Don't let Wu-fei get to you. He's a grouch."

Treize: "I didn't come here to see him anyway." *smiles* "I came to see you."

Lauren: "Glad to hear it."

Treize: "You know, Lauren, I'm not gay."

Lauren: *quietly* "No?"

Treize: "Zechs is....but I could go either way."

Lauren: "Treize, are you coming on to me?"

Treize: *leans forward* "Hey, we're two lonely people not to mention close friends. Why not do something fun and pleasurable to pass the time?"

Lauren: "Finally some logic I can understand!" *she and treize start going at it*

(sometime later...)

Trowa: "I'm done with the knives."

Wu-fei: *eyes glued to a magazine* "You want a prize?"

Trowa: *pause* "You're lousey company."

Wu-fei: "Blow it out your ass."

Trowa: "I think I'll see what Lauren and Trieze are up to." *walks to lauren's room and listens) "Hmmmm....those don't sound like *talking* noises." *he opens the door to find the pair...uh...you know* "OH MY GOD!"

Lauren: "Trowa!"

Trieze: *turns around* "Dammit."

Trowa: "Oh my...." *passes out and hits his head*

(lauren and treize get dressed and go to help trowa)

Lauren: *shaking him* "Trowa! Trowa!"

Treize: "This is my fault."

Lauren: "No it's not."

Trowa: *waking up* "Uh...my head."

Lauren: "Trowa!" *hugs him* "You okay?"

Trowa: "What happened?"

Lauren: "Oh no! Did you lose your memory again?"

Trowa: "I remember finishing polishing the knives...but everything after that's a blur."

Treize and Lauren: *sighs of relief* "Good."

Trowa: "Huh?"

Lauren: *helps trowa up* "Never mind, hon. You go lie down in your room, okay, Trowa?"

Trowa: "Okay...." *he leaves*

Trieze: "That was too close."

Lauren: "Yes...but worth it."

Treize: *chuckles* "We're to stay silent about this, of course."

Lauren: "Of course."

(they shake on it)



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(several days later...heero, duo, quatre and jackie have returned. heero goes to lauren in her room)

Lauren: *hears a knock* "Come in!"

Heero: *entering* "Hey! I've missed you!" *goes to embrace her, but she holds out a hand to stop him* "What?"

Lauren: "You stole parts from my Gundam?"

Heero: *stops* "Uh...."

Lauren: "Heero! I could see you stealing from Duo or Quatre, but not me!"

Heero: "I'm sorry, honey. I won't ever do it again."

Lauren: "You need to be punished."

Heero: *raises his eyebrows* "Oh do I?"

Lauren: "Not like that, Heero. I'm serious. No intimate contact for a week. No hugs, no kissing, no sex, nothing. You sleep in your room, and I'll sleep in mine."

Heero: *jsaw drops* "Lauren! That's cruel!"

Lauren: "This way I'll be sure you won't take my Gundam's parts again."

Heero: *frowns* "Yeah....that'll do that trick."

Lauren: *smiles* "You probably would have gotten off easier if you stole from Nataku."

Heero: "Probably..."
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(later....lauren, heero and wu-fei are relaxing in the common room. wu-fei's sitting between the two of them, watching a frustrated heero gleefully)

Wu-fei: "It's going to be fun to watch you suffer, Heero."

Heero: *glares at wu-fei* "I will destroy you."

(there's a knock at the door)

Lauren: *reading a magazine* "Wu-chan, be a dear for once and get that?"

Wu-fei: "Lazy bitch." *gets up and gets the door* "Zechs? What the hell are you doing here? Get the hell out!"

Zechs: "Where's Lauren?"

Lauren: *putting down the magazine* "Zechs?" *goes over* "What's wrong?"

Zechs: *hugs her* "Treize and I had a fight. He threw me out."

Lauren: *gasps* "Why?"

Zechs: "We had a fight. Treize said that he wasn't convinced I love him anymore!"

Wu-fei: "Oh boo hoo."

Lauren: "Shut up, Woof-woof. Zechs, that's horrible! what made him think that?"

Zechs: "...I kept talking about other guys....it never meant I stopped loving him, but...I...I just couldn't convince him of that."

Lauren: "Poor Zechs! Well, you're welcome to stay here as long as you want." *smiles*

Heero: "Uh....Lauren. There are no extra rooms. Where will he sleep?"

Lauren: *thinks* "Um....he can stay in my room with me."

Heero: *pales* "I don't think so."

Lauren: "Heero, nothing will happen!" *mouths* "He's gay!"

Heero: "Hm." *doesn't look convinced*

Lauren: *takes zechs' hand* "Come on, Zechs." *they leave*

Wu-fei: "Ha ha! Sucks to be you!"

Heero: *glaring after them* "Grrrrr....."

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(later that night. lauren and zechs are lying in bed)

Zechs: "Lauren? You asleep?"

Lauren: "No. What's up?"

Zechs: "I don't think Treize broke up with me just because he's unsure of my feelings."

Lauren: "What makes you think that?"

Zechs: "...Treize isn't like me. He isn't gay. He's bi."

Lauren: *acts surprised* "Oh."

Zechs: "I think he kicked me out because he wants to stick with women."

Lauren: *freezes* "No....no way, Zechs. Treize loves you."

Zechs: *shakes his head* "I don't think so...." *sigh* "Oh.....I miss him so much."

Lauren: *hugs zechs* "Don't worry, Zechs. I'll help you get Treize back."

Zechs: *hugs her back* "Thanks so much."

Lauren: "What do you expect? You and Treize are two of my closest friends! I don't want to see you two apart!"

Zechs: "Treize and I consider you a close friend as well...that's why I came here."

Lauren: *yawns* "Friends stick by one another." *cuddles against zechs and closes her eyes*

Zechs: *arms around lauren* "Yeah...."
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(the next day. heero, lauren, zechs, trowa, wu-fei and quatre are in the common room. lauren's on the phone)

Heero: *to zechs* "You didn't touch her, did you?"

Zechs: "No! I'm *gay*, Heero. We're just friends."

Trowa: "Stop being so paranoid, Heero."

Wu-fei: "He's just mad cause he ain't gettin' any." *laughs*

Heero: *dead pans* "Neither are you."

Wu-fei: "....shut up!"

Lauren: "Shush! I'm trying to talk on the phone!"

Treize: "Hello?"

Lauren: "Hello, Treize! It's me, Lauren!"

Treize: "Hey, sweetie! What's up? You know, I've been thinking about you lately."

Lauren: *gulp* "You have? Actually, I have too, but it's because of Zechs."

Treize: "I don't want to talk about Milliardo. It's over between us."

Lauren: "Milliardo? Treize, he's heartbroken!"

Treize: "Don't let him fool you." *hangs up*

Lauren: "Hello? Treize?" *frowns and hangs up* "He hung up."

Zechs: "It doesn't look good, does it?"

Lauren: "Uh....let's give him a few more days."

Zechs: *frowns* "He called me Milliardo, didn't he?"

Lauren: "Yes."

Wu-fei: *sarcastically* "Oh no!"

Quatre: "Shut the fuck up, Wu-fei!" *everyone looks at him in confusion* *coughs* "Sorry. Please continue."

Lauren: "Thank you, Quatre." *turns to zechs* "Don't worry, Zechs. Just give him a few days to recover."

Zechs: *nods sadly* "I guess you're right."

Lauren: *frowns* "You have to try and get your mind off it, Zechs, even though it's hard. I know, let's go to the movies!"

Heero: "I'm coming!"

Lauren: "Whadda say, Zechs?"

Zechs: "Sure."

Heero: "I'm coming."

Lauren: "Fine. Anyone else wanna come?"

Quatre: "I should find Michelle."

Trowa: "Heavyarms needs an ammunition refill."

Wu-fei: "I'll come!"

Lauren: *rolls her eyes* "Fine, Wu-fei."

Wu-fei: "Thanks, whore."

Heero and Zechs: "I'm not sitting next to him."

Lauren: *mumbles* "Dammit."




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(the movies...heero, zechs, lauren and wu-fei sit down in that order)

Zechs: "What's this movie about?"

Lauren: "I don't know, but Wu-fei says it's supposed to be good."

Heero: "You're trusting Wu-fei?"

Lauren: *shrugs* "If we hate it, it gives us a good excuse to beat him later."

Wu-fei: "Hey! I will not take abuse from you, woman!"

Heero: *whispers* "Hey, Zechs, wanna switch seats?"

Zechs: "No. Lauren doesn't want to sit next to you."

Heero: "Why?"

Lauren: "Because you'll try to make out with me!"

Heero: *snaps fingers* "Dammit."

Wu-fei: "Yeah. She wants to make out with me."

Lauren: "No!"

Heero: "Wu-fei, if you lay a hand on her, I will destroy you."

Zechs: "I'll help."

Wu-fei: *mutters* "You all suck."

(the movie theatre darkens)

Wu-fei: *whispers* "Hey, whore. Better watch your friend there."

Lauren: "Why?"

Wu-fei: "He might try to make out with your boyfriend."

Lauren: *dryly* "Ha ha."

(everyone soon realizes that the movie is about 2 gay guys. zechs looks uncomfortable)

Lauren: *thinks* When we get out of here, I am brutally going to murder Wu-fei.

Wu-fei: *thinks* Heh heh. This is so funny.

(the two guys on screen start going at it)

Lauren: *thinks* Poor Zehcs. Wu-fei's going down...but *damn*...I wish I could join in...

Wu-fei: *thinks* Heh heh! Zechs looks like he's going to explode!

Heero: *transfixed, thinks* Hmmm...that looks interesting.

Zechs: *sighs sadly* "Treize." *gets up and leaves*

(wu-fei starts laughing)

Lauren: "Wu-fei! You....suck!" *runs after zechs*

Wu-fei: *laughs* "Ha ha! Nice comeback, whore!" *gets up* "Come on, Heero." *heero doesn't move* "Heero!"

Heero: "Huh? Oh." *gets up and follows wu-fei out, eyes glued to the screen*

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(outside the theatre. lauren's trying to comfort zechs when the other two guys emerge)

Wu-fei: "Wasn't that funny?"

Lauren: *slaps wu-fei across the face* "You're a bastard, Wu-fei. You have no concern for people's feelings at all! You make
me sick!"

Wu-fei: "Don't you raise a hand to me you cheap degenerate!" (he goes to hit her, but heero grabs his wrist and hurls him to the
ground*

Lauren: *almost crying* "You know, I never thought I'd say this about anyone, but you're a disgace of a human being. I can't
find one redeeming quality in you!" *wipes away tears* "Now apoligize to Zechs right now or I swear to god I'll leave you here
to rot in your own misery."

Wu-fei: *glares at her and hisses* "Whore."

Heero: *presses the side of wu-fei's head against the pavement* "You say that agian and I'll smash your fucking head in."

Wu-fei: "Sorry, Zechs."

Zechs: "It's all right. Really." *puts an arm around lauren and she cries into him* "You didn't have to do that. Why are you
crying?"

Lauren: "He shouldn't have done that and I'm just so fucking sick of all this shit."

Heero: *drags wu-fei to his feet* "What now?"

Lauren: *back to wu-fei* "Let him go. It's not worth this."

Zechs: "Let's go home."

Lauren: "Yeah...."

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(the following day....lauren, heero, zechs and trowa are in the common room)

Heero: "Lauren, please change your mind! I've learned my lesson!"

Lauren: "No, Heero. I have to be firm about this."

Heero: *mumbles* "I wish I could have seen the rest of that movie..." *looks at zechs*

Lauren: "What's that?"

Heero: *still looking at zechs* "Nothing. Hey, Zechs?"

Zechs: *looks up* "Hm?"

Heero: "Wing Zero's been giving me some trouble lately. Wanna help me check it?"

Zechs: "Sure."

(they go off)

Lauren: *yawns and lays down with her head in trowa's lap* "I'm glad they get along."

Trowa: "I'm surprised you've lasted this long without giving in to him."

Lauren: "It has been hard."

Trowa: "Harder on him probably." *pause* "He'll probably start to take care of it himself, if you know what I mean."

Lauren: "Ew!" *scrunches up her nose* "If I find him doing that maybe I'll forget about the whole bet." *yawns* "But for
now...nap. Right, Trowa?"

Trowa: "Sounds good."

(they go to sleep...lauren wakes up an hour or so later and gets up. she see trowa is still asleep so she walks towards the
gundam hanger to find zechs and heero. as she walks by her room, lauren hears heero moaning from inside)

Lauren: *thinks* Ugh...is he jerking off in my room? Gross. Okay, it's time to end this whole torture.

(she opens the door and to her surprise heero and zechs are on the bed...and zechs is going down on heero. lauren stands there
gaping at the sight in wide eyed horror. heero and zechs look horrofied)

Heero: "Lauren!"

Lauren: "Oh my god..."

Heero: "It's not what you think!"

Lauren: "Heero......you're gay?"

Heero: "Lauren, no! I--"

Lauren: *looks at zechs* "And *you*, Zechs...how could you steal my boyfriend after all I've done for you?!"

Zechs: "Lauren, he--"

Lauren: *tears, holds up a hand in stop formation* "No. I don't wanna hear it. Right now I'm so confused I don't know what to
think." *glares at heero* "Listen, I don't know if you're gay or sex crazy or out of your fuckin' mind, but I am so hurt right
now." *crying* "You didn't have to do this behind my back. You know me, I would have probably joined in! But
this...you...with another man....I don't get it."

Heero: "Let me explain!"

Lauren: "What's there to explain? I walk in my room to find one of my closest friends giving my boyfriend oral sex and an
*explanation* is supposed to make me feel better?" *wipes away tears* "Good-bye, Heero." *turns to zechs* "Enjoy him. I
sure didn't." *storms out*

Heero: "That--bitch!" *tears in his eyes* "That, that whore!"

Zechs: "Heero....aren't you going to go after her?"

Heero: "No." *pause* "Come back here, Zechs. We haven't finished yet."

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(lauren goes up to treize's door. treize comes to the door)

Treize: "Hey, sweetie! What's up?"

Lauren: "I hope you're alone, Treize."

Treize: "I am. Why?"

Lauren: "I'm moving in with you. Your ex-boyfriend and my boyfriend, well my ex now, got together." *goes inside*

Treize: *jaw drops* "Zechs and Heero?! You're joking!"

Lauren: "Nope. I walked in on it! Needless to say, I'm never going back there."

Treize: "I don't blame you."

Lauren: "So what do you say you and me go out?"

Treize: "Sounds great to me."

Lauren: "Great. Let's go have sex." *walks into his room*

Treize: "Talk about direct." *follows*

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(the next day on libra. heero sits on the couch looking upset. zechs sits at the table drinking coffee quietly. around them, jackie,
duo, michelle and quatre are talking, not paying any attention. trowa sits on the couch with heero. wu-fei enters)

Wu-fei: "Where's that stupid woman?"

Jackie and Michelle: "Huh?"

Wu-fei: "Not you! The battleaxe!"

Trowa: "Why? So you could get her to hate you more?"

Wu-fei: "No!" *blushes* "I wanted to tell ehr something."

Heero: "I'm afraid Lauren won't be coming back."

(silence)

Jackie: "What?!"

Wu-fei: "Huh?"

Trowa: "Excuse me?!"

Quatre: "What do you mean, Heero?"

Heero: "We broke up. For good this time."

(zechs gets up and leaves the room)

Trowa: "What did you do, Heero?"

Heero: "We didn't do anything!" *leaves*

(silence)

Duo: "Okay....that was really akward."

Wu-fei: "What the fuck?!" *turns to trowa* "Okay, what's up?"

Trowa: "I....I really don't know. For once she didn't tell me anything...."

Michelle: "Hmmm....Zechs looked like he knew something."

Wu-fei: "Of course! That bastard. Come on, Trowa, let's go." *starts walking and everyone else goes to follow. he stop* "I
said come on, *Trowa*. Not come on everybody."

Duo: "Well excuse us!"

(wu-fei and trowa walk into lauren's room without knocking and catch zechs and heero arguing)

Zechs: "---well if you hadn't--" *see other guys* "Excuse me."

Heero: *eyes flashing* "Fuck off, Wu-fei."

Wu-fei: "No way. Where's the whore?"

Trowa: "Why did she leave?"

Heero: "Why do you care?"

Trowa: "She's my friend."

Heero: "Listen, just leave us the hell alone, all right? I don't have to put up with your shit!"

Zechs: "Heero--"

Heero: *shoots him a nasty look* "You shut the fuck up too, asshole." *storms out*

Wu-fei: "Okay, Zechs, spill. What's up his ass?"

Zechs: "I can't say."

Wu-fei: *blocks the door* "I think you can."

Zechs: *glares* "Move or I'll kick you 101 pound ass. And don't think I can't take your friend too."

Trowa: "Wu-fei."

Wu-fei: *growls* "Fag!" *steps aside*

(zechs leaves)

Trowa: ".....I wa thinking--"

Wu-fei: "Wanna medal?"

Trowa: "--where does Lauren normally go when she and Heero fight?"

Wu-fei: *grins* "....Zechs may be gone, but Lauren loves Treize..."

Trowa: "Let's go over here."

Wu-fei: "Right."

(they leave)

End of Part One